The fucking president of the united states did not just say I've got a bigger button on my desk. I had to double check if i was reading it wrong or it was a joke.
What is that with Twump and the air-traffic? Any reports on how strict control-regimes having been implemented in airports over the Holidays are keeping planes on the ground due to safety hazards? Any reports on how airplanes are all passing such controls with flying (heh heh a coincidental pun) colors? Why do that guy get away with saying stuff like that and everybody just smiles and nods their heads. That's the president of the USA for christ sakes. He deserves at least to be treated like it.
Oh my god fucking trump, I’m South Korean. Shut the fuck up.
When Brezhnev had 7 mikes, the joke was that 6 were actually oxygen supplying pipes…. .
"Sanctions and 'other' pressures are beginning to have a big impact on North Korea."First, could someone please take away this idiot's twitter?Second, does he have any idea what quotes are for? It's not emphasis.Third, why does Trump not understand that "Rocket Man" is not an insult?
i like the ending "what a cliffhanger part" especially when it is out of place.
I'm so tired of how goddamn stupid Trump is.
Kim seems like he wants his hair to be shaped like a square for some reason.
Trump STILL calls Kim Jong Un "Rocket man"?#PresidentFuckingMoron
wolrd politics at the moment are exactly like a playground fight
America, your POTUS is INSANE. Have you run out of straight-jackets down there? We have some extras here on Mars.
The North Korean government is still running smoothry.
0:50 – Un? Really? C'mon, Colbert, you're better than that.
7 microphones is a sign of power – everybody living in a dictatorship knows that!
Watch out for trump one-up his favourite enemy on that front.
Hahahaha hahaha hahahshahaha HAHAHA hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah hahahahahahahah ??
Unlike Teddy Roosevelt, DJ Trump tweets loudly and carries a small dick.
I'll write my comment after I get my head re-rectangled
We are all going to die.
Next time Trump will have eight. He's got the most microphones, the bestest microphones, the biggest microphones and everything he says will sound awesome.
If Sumo wrestling becomes a valid Olympics sport, yes.
We are all going to die
Happy New year!
They should add Kim Jong-Un as a DLC character to Snipperclips Plus
The guy looks like a giant barrito
Performance enhancing food lol
As ridiculous as Kim's hair are, they are still a lot better then Trump's.
"Keeping all the planes in the sky." Dammit, that was good.
Th title made me laugh on its own…
At this point who do you think will kill us the annoying orange or little rocket man?
Kim Jong Un rockin' the "Smithers" I see.
LOL, happy new year! Stephen Colbert!
Gatta be careful just saying they been experimenting with chemical weapon and immunity to anthrax found in their people so it wouldn't surprise me if they send out their people slowly to poison the world.. the mysterious boats from north k with people dead being found washing up or at sea. Kinda scary to think about. And that's another change to to spread something in the Olympics.. keep an eye out be safe
Trump‘s comment is what a life void of any empathy nor but the remotest sense of responsibility looks like.
I always thought Kims head looked like a pencil eraser lol.
Hey CBS I'm already subscribed, can you please figure out a way to tell non-subscribers to subscribe without alienating the subscribers at the end of every video?
"Had his head re-rectangled…" LOL!!! Welcome back Super Stephen!
"re-rectangled" ??? "a compass and a protracter" fuckkk that's funny
one of the funniest snippets
0:20 I do not know about the USA, but if you watch international football,or if you just walk around Lima, you will find that Kim Jong-un haircut is not uncommon.
It's funny when Stephen makes fun of Kim's hair and then you know that Stephen's hair style on the show is a joke too… because… DAM Colbert's hair is straight out of a mall's stylists magazine that expired back in the 80's.
How does one 'dangerously flee'? So confused….
Trump will unintentionally unite the world in hate towards him
I can see it now…some of NK’s athletes (the ones without families for KJU to hold hostage) try to defect to the UK, China, or Japan (because President ? hasn’t been removed from office yet), KJU uses the event as an excuse to nuke the USA…but not until after he asks President ? to build a hotel-casino in Pyongyang, thus negating any retaliatory action.
With having nuclear deterrents, there is more freedom to speak freely.
"I am Groot!"
Where were you for the last week mr Colbert? I missed you.
Please pan to Stay Human and John Baptiste. They're supposed to work together.
At this point trump is going to take credit for the sun rising and the earth's rotation.
Remember Colbert's show isn't news it's entertainment.
Everybody has to read this.Pope Francis, the most hated man in the world , and his own followers , want him dead!
" Pope Francis is one of the most hated men in the world today. Those who hate him most are not atheists, or protestants, or Muslims, but some of his own followers. "
" This summer, one prominent English priest said to me: " We can’t wait for him to die. It’s unprintable what we say in private. Whenever two priests meet, they talk about how awful Bergoglio is … he’s like Caligula: if he had a horse, he’d make him cardinal.”
More on the article…
His name isn't Un/Eun.. It's Jong Un. Dang. I mean, I know he's a sack of shit from a long line of shits, but still. If we're going to make fun of 45 for every little thing (as we should)…
One day, the Kim dynasty will be brought down by their own people. But the Korean people wants no war, they've had enough of that. They know better than to have the buffoon in the White House rile them up against each other and steer them towards nuclear annihilation.
they say Colbert teaches Sunday School let's see teach Altar Boys to wipe that Pope off their face
Am I the only one that read's Trumps tweets as Stephen Colbert impersonating Trump?
Stephen, please stop asking your subscribers to subscribe! We can't subscribe any more than we already did.
Lol his hair looks like a LEGO wig
The enemy of Trump is my friend
The Crazy Fat Kid is gonna send his team to the Olympics? Well, if NoKo loses, it's gonna be horrible!
North Korea is playing the South for fools. If the South and the US President thinks the North are finally coming around – think again. The North will use everyone under the disguise that they want to be better now, then once they have what they need… They will go back to their nutjob self. The South and the United States are falling for it.. ???
I missed you so much. 🙂
Flat tops are the mullet of the '90s. Never looks good, and only crazy people willingly choose to have it.
NK in the OG? That's like Berlin '36 in reverse…
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Steve's team, please remove the horrible clip at the end of the videos.
The family name of Kim Jong Un is Kim, not Un
0:51Does Colbert really not know that the family name is Kim and that Un (Jong- Un) is the first name?
It's kind of dumb to call him 'Un' though … that's not his surname. Kim is his surname. That's like calling Stephen 'Phen'.
Trump is the best president ever!
His head looks like it could be the kool-aid man
My God Jon. You are so obnoxious.
His family name's actually Kim, not Un, though.
You just know tomorrow Donald will have 10 microphones! LOL
How is that "taking all the credit" exactly?
I just love you, Steven and I love punching you in the face to get rid of that ad I subscribed before you were born.Loving kissesPerkins the Butler
Ironically, Kim's hairstyle is modeled after the pussy hat.
What makes me so sad and upset are that you, people, are Letting This Man Who Thinks he can Tell All, what to do and think AND is Putting All Your Children, ALL Family members on the Death List By TALKING the WAY He is Talking to N.K., WE could ALL be DEAD TONIGHT or AT ANYTIME!!!!!! What in the WORLD IS GOING ON WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE !!!! I have worked with people that TALK this WAY and They are NOT WELL and take meds for this KIND OF THINKING BETTER WAKE UP PEOPLEShow lessREPLY
Trump is so monumentally stupid it makes even Kim look smart. smh.
Maybe we shouldn't make fun of Kimjong's hair. He might see this and decide to execute the barber or something 🙁 Poor barber. I think the barber did his job well.
trump = worst president of ALL time.trump-people = dumbest people of ALL time.
Kim Jong-Un's head looks like a Snipperclips.
Kim looks like Dilbert.
The DPRK pairs team who qualified for the Winter Games are so so so good. I hope they end up going… The International Olympic Committee wanted them to come but the DPRK wouldn't submit the paperwork.
2 minutes and then a beg to subscribe? Eff off, CBS Social Media person.
Kim Jung Un knows how to push Trumps "buttons" for sure. I believe Kim Jung Un is not dumb enough to start any real shit. Although our president is.
OMG, with every tweet Chump puts out, I lose brain cells. Listening and reading that drivel is toxic to my brain ?
Lol I love colbert but his views r so west-centric, like n korea & s korea better relation has everything to do w some serious backbending by s korea's new prez (cause getting a madman to talk peace is like cajoling a three year old into behaving for more than half hour) and US is more of hurdles that s korea has to overcome. Colbert can report on european politics and whatnot but can't afford a good East Asia international relations major to do some nuanced research?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't it be Kim, not Un? I believe the Korean family name comes first.
True, better hair than Trump…
Kim is a much better athlete than donie…he would kick his ass at golf
Kim Jong-Un Wants To Be An snipper clipper (seriously he looks like one)
urg we all know it would be like this its just NK's game again, same cycle, now they make negotiation, months later they test missiles again. as long as they want to stay in power theres no better future for NK. cuz getting rid of nukes mean opening the country, that comes with NK ppl starting to know the world outside and yeah no one would want the same gov again
Wouldn’t it be great if the Korea’s made peace on their own .
N Korea should be THE top contender in the 7 day cross country ski event. They have lived this long without sleep, food and water, the 7 day event will finish in 2.
what kind of hacking would it take to just turn off twitter for like a week so shit for brains doesnt tweet something that stops the once in a lifetime peace talk
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